Facebook is fun!

Now ladies and gentlemen, don’t get your knickers in a bunch because I mentioned this tool of the antichrist. It’s actually good for me because I get to keep in touch with my family more often than not. Even if by ‘keeping in touch’ my brother means sending me links to funny youtube videos. He’ll get it someday.

So I decided to jazz things up and copy Kaza, who uses any picture but hers as a profile picture. She uses her sisters’ pictures. Now my sisters be hot. As in H.A.T.T! I don’t want to be seen with them because I’ll be the one men are approaching to introduce them instead of the men hitting on me. Ever since I started using pictures that do not belong to me, I have been getting friend requests galore! These people don’t stop at just asking to be your friend. No sirree! They want an edge over all the other sleazy perv men who want to befriend hot girls. So they send messages with their friend requests. And I kid you not, this is what I get:

Hullo Carlo, what’s up babe you are realy tight i like the you control your eyes they are just too……….!! From Skin Nabb’s.

What kind of a name is Skin? Did his mother actually name him or did he decide that his facebook name should be something catchy like say, Ear. No, that’s too floppy. How about Foot. Nah, wait, I have it: SKIN! How totally rocking is that?! And well, his surname is Nabb’s. Yes, with an apostrophe.

There’s more:

Hay, very precious 2meet u here.More comn ahead. Stay cool.

Well at least this one has a proper name. Someone might know him so I won’t openly shame him here. But bambi no, I will not become your friend simply because you do not know English. That’s reason enough right?

Ooooooooh, wat acreature Carlo u r some thing cnt tell bt thanks to ua mama who gave those great eyez.Anyway do u like frnds beatiful?TAke care KICo.

This one was actually HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair. Then I showed it to some friends and we laughed some more and this time I actually fell. Let me think, do I like friends? Well, I much prefer Seinfeld but Friends was good. Actually, my favourite was Joey. Remember his, ‘how u doin’?’ I wish I could meet a man that will make me take my clothes off just by that one phrase the way Joey did with women. Yes, come to think of it, Seinfeld does not hold a candle to friends. I’ve changed my mind, I LOVE Friends. Not just like.

I hope my sisters are reading this. I would like to thank you both for the fun I’ve been having on facebook of late. These are only three, there are those that actually wrote to me more than once and begged me to be friends, random men sent me friend requests that I got tired of ignoring, but I just had to share what these two ladies have done to me. It’s good to laugh at your own silliness.