Grandpa: How old are you now?
Grandkid: 20-something
Grandpa: Why aren’t you married yet then? Is it because there are no men out there or you just can’t find the right one?
Grandkid: Good men are rare so I’m still waiting for the right one.
Granpa: I know why you can’t find a man, look at you. You’re so skinny no man wants you. Men look for fat women with a big behind and big arms. Look at your skinny arms, no wonder men are running away from you.
Grankid: [stares at old man in awe and rushes to get something to eat]
November 20, 2008
Words of Wisdom
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That is the weakest thing I have heard today…
Comment by nevender — November 20, 2008 @ 5:00 PM
Yes Carlo beef up while I sweat and jog it off.
Comment by kissyfur — November 20, 2008 @ 5:15 PM
Damn, lemme eat a meal now…maybe that’s why I’m not married yet.
Comment by Cheri — November 20, 2008 @ 5:22 PM
I thought women grow fat AFTER they are married. Eh let me be anonymous so they dont know am the one who said that.
Comment by Anonymous — November 20, 2008 @ 6:22 PM
tihihihihihihihihihihi
Comment by Tandra — November 20, 2008 @ 8:39 PM
listen to wisdom
Comment by joyunspeakable — November 20, 2008 @ 9:42 PM
a lot is weighed along junk in the trunk eh?
Comment by 3 — November 20, 2008 @ 9:57 PM
Anonymous true that…
Tho today, big is not a seller, all the young men have been spoilt t by Babarita and Jessica Alba, I’d also rather go portable….Damn I hate saying this it does make me sound discriminative and judgmental against those the Grandpa is referring to…so hope no offense is taken because am just saying
Cheri I’ll marry you
Comment by Emi's — November 20, 2008 @ 11:41 PM
all i can say is “That was then, and this is now”.
Comment by jny23ug — November 21, 2008 @ 9:53 AM
Eh Emi, I hadn’t seen this…
Really, u’ll marry a skinny chick like me?
Ok, lemme throw this chicken away. Where is the ring? And u should be on your knee.
Comment by Cheri — November 21, 2008 @ 2:05 PM
Grandpa is old school, let him chill out.
@ emi's & cheri…u know wat i want 2 say- "go in the back seat"
eddsla here
Comment by Anonymous — November 21, 2008 @ 2:25 PM
pay no attention to grandpa Mwijukuru… contary to popular belief they do not know any better
Comment by the antipop — November 21, 2008 @ 4:26 PM
Yes Cheri, I like/love skinny. Guess the whole Ug blogger world knows we are getting married. The ring is in the mail and the wedding, you can set the date.
Eddsla, your invited
Comment by Emi's — November 24, 2008 @ 7:23 AM
Carlo dont sit there and listen to fat ass big arms Antipop. What does she know about skinny? I am trying to eat n eat I dont want my in-laws looking at me like WTF where is the flesh?
Comment by Chanel — November 24, 2008 @ 11:23 AM
lol… chanel nobiha
weza carlo you are perfect as is…
Comment by Mrs.B2B — November 25, 2008 @ 1:29 PM
hahaha, no comment, that is really qweak like nevender said. you okay as is as B2B said
he will like you as you are
Comment by lulu — November 25, 2008 @ 1:50 PM
Trust grandpas mine was the winner about marriage he used to say stuff concerning sex and condoms and i would be like slow down old man..
Comment by Be silent — November 26, 2008 @ 10:51 AM
carlo dear sometimes its more my sister has eaten more than i will in many years but didnt put on until some crazy uk doc told her she is undeveloped gave her medicine and she gluttoned her way to a size finally she is a size six!moral of the story is not that you are under developed but being small is okay.ask dante
Comment by leos child — November 26, 2008 @ 2:29 PM